#4! And Best Things to Avoid


Steph and Craig's #4 European Tourist Site is ...
Pompeii, Italy. You probably know the story. Volcano erupts, engulfing Roman town in hot mud. Their misfortune is our gain. Pompeii is an immense historical site and the best way to learn about life in ancient Roman cities. Craig and I have visited twice now, for a total of about 8 hours, and I think we could do 8 more without getting bored.
List o' the day: Things to Avoid in Europe
This is the follow-up to our last list... these are the things to go out of your way to AVOID while in Europe.
- Belgian Mud is truly car-swallowing, and cost us €70 for a tow after we spent about an hour spinning our wheels, ruining floor mats and sinking deeper, deeper, deeper!
- Bulgarian Border Crossings are the worst in Europe (where it's often hard to tell you've changed countries). It took us over two hours to clear Bulgarian exit customs. I had no idea it would be so hard to leave.
- Saturday Afternoon 3 Weeks before Christmas at the Galleries Lafayette in Paris has got to be the most crowded and chaotic shopping experience ever! I took refuge near the information desk and tried to stay out of the way of the endless stream (actually more like whitewater rapids) of shoppers with baby strollers and huge packages that pushed their way past.
- Driving in Napoli was our most stressful experience in the camping car. First, it is Italy, where everyone seems to be training for the Formula 1 circuit. Add to that a busy arterial with absolutely no lane markings (I think it was supposed to be three lanes, but turned into about 6), darting pedestrians, construction barriers and really bad directional signage, and you get the picture.
- Greek Overnight Ferries without a Private Cabin - Craig and I booked too late to get our own cabin, which isn't really that big of a deal (instead you share, dormitory style, with people you don't know), except that this particular Greek ferry had ABSOLUTELY NO DESIGNATED NON-SMOKING AREA. After suffering for a while in the lounge (it was too windy outside), we went our separate ways. Luckily the other people in our cabins did not smoke.
- Having to take the Night Bus in Vienna - the night bus itself might be fine, the problem is finding the one that goes where you're going. We wandered around looking at bus stops with dizzying lists of places served (imagine trying to read a list of 30 germanic place-names in 8 point type with low light), and craning our necks around the closed subway barrier to try to make out the route map. After an hour or so we gave up and took a cab.
- St. Mark's Square in Venice when Flooded is pretty disgusting. Hoards of tourists are crammed onto little portable walkways and garbage and dead pigeons float around in the tide. Definitely ruins the charm of Venice.
- Parking Overnight on the Croatian Autoroute is something we don't recommend. The very boring route across northern Croatia has communist-era rest stops that heavy trucks roll through all night and lack modern conveniences, like toilets.
- Trying to find a Campground in Barcelona is pretty much impossible. We drove all over the west end of town, which was quite obviously the red light district, finding one dilapidated and marginally open campground where we didn't feel comfortable leaving the camping-car. The other had been condemned. We chose to spend the night parked under the highway near a suburban train station instead.
- The Final Push for the Sistine Chapel at the Vatican Museum in Rome is tourism at its worst. Yes, of course you must visit the Sistine Chapel. Just be prepared to shuffle along with the crowds of annoying groups along the way. In my opinion, they should install moving chairs, sort of like at Disney's Haunted Mansion. The commentary could be piped in.














